please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
people are starting to question the shark bite story
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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