it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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