what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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