Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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