Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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