they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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