u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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