Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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