trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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