thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
