We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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