Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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