it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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