Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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