I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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