Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I will die if light touches me.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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