So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We need to rekindle our bromance
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
