: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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