So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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