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(314): View more from Missouri

I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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(817): View more from Texas

So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....

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(512): View more from Texas

We need to rekindle our bromance

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.

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(630): View more from Illinois

im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.

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