That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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