Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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