Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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