He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't think brook has ever known best
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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