i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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