i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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