Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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