It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Randomize
