We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
