I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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