did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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