hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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