Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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