susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just gift wrapped bread.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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