absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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