It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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