I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Your cock deserves a montage
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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