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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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