i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i out mim tonsoeep
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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