you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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