sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The feeling are messing with the penis
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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