her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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