You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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