no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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