So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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