For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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