Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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