Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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