is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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