Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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